The underwire in my bra is creaking

[MorningGlow]

No, it's not under too much strain. So :wtf:

What..TMI? Should I have tweeted it instead, perhaps? :shrug:

[Heidi]

1. It might be your ribs.

That's a bra makes me feel sometimes.

[MorningGlow]

2. I could believe that

The ribs are pretty darn old these days. But the bra creaks even when it's not on me. Quite irritating, actually, to tell the truth. I have no idea how to get it to shut the hell up.

[Richardo]

3. Maybe some W-DoubleD-40

:shrug: :D

[MorningGlow]

4. LOLOL

Win! :thumbsup:

[Orsino]

5. Might it be haunted? n/t

[MorningGlow]

6. Anything's possible

I don't know what's going on in there!

[bif]

7. An underwriter in your bra?

Oh, I see.

[MorningGlow]

11. Yikes

That would explain a lot...or not...

[DevonRex]

8. Watch out. That's the last thing it does before it pops out and stabs

you.

[MorningGlow]

12. Cripes I hope not

I just bought it. It's all pink and cute and everything.

[DevonRex]

16. Those are the most dangerous ones. Sure, they look cute.

But on the inside they're all pointy and poke right through that flimsy material.

[GreenPartyVoter]

23. Yep. Evil stuff, but oh so necessary.

[DevonRex]

32. It has us in it's clutches, so to speak. Or something like that. It knows

we need it so it can wait and do its dastardly poking at the most inopportune times. Like when we're doing presentations at work and can't do anything about it and have to endure the agony.

[Crabby Appleton]

9. If you stand on your head it should stop.

[MorningGlow]

13. I'll take it under advisement

:P

[foxfeet]

10. I'll bet a taser could really get you dancin'!

It happened to a woman police officer I know. She forgot she was wearing an underwire bra during training when they had to experience what it feels like to be tazed. Not pretty.

[MorningGlow]

14. Zoinks

Yeah, that's gotta hurt. How long did it take her to heal? :scared:

[foxfeet]

15. I didn't ask.

But she said she had actual burns, so I'm guessing a couple of weeks.
:(

[Lilith Velkor]

17. I had to sacrifice a cute pink underwire bra because I locked my keys in my car

An underwire is the same thing as a jimmy, pretty much.

[MorningGlow]

20. Ooh you learn so much in teh Lounge

Thanks! :hi:

[MajorChode]

18. ...

[MorningGlow]

21. Er...

No sex threads. :spank:

[backwoodsbob]

19. need pics to anylyze

[MorningGlow]

22. But of course

This IS teh Lounge, after all! :)

[edbermac]

24. That's okay...as long as your buttcrack isn't creaking.

Now that would be a serious problem.

[MorningGlow]

25. Good point

I've been taking notes on the essential nature of the butt crack today. Such an education.

[MilesColtrane]

26. Re: too much strain

Too much strain doesn't necessarily mean too unwieldy. Sometimes it just means too damn sexaay.

[MorningGlow]

29. I'm too sexy for my braaaaa

Yeah, that'd work! :hi:

[DebJ]

27. This thread is a Duzy! ROFLMAO!

And I must add I hate the darn things. I was a bit young to be a bra-burner, but one of these days.......

[MorningGlow]

30. Trust teh Lounge Lizards to make me feel better about

having a weird-ass bra. I'm thinking of taking it back to the store--just holding it up in front of the customer service chick and bending the underwire a little. I can't imagine they wouldn't take it back after hearing it go "wee-ee, wee-ee". If not, then I'm-a burning it!

[old mark]

28. Let me just feel it, maybe I can fix that problem....

You can trust me, I'm a musician...


mark

[MorningGlow]

31. Riiiight

I've known me a fair share of musicians in my time, so...fail. :spank:

[old mark]

33. Gosh, I wonder how we got such a bad reputation...we are just

misunderstood....:shrug:

mark

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

34. ...

[MorningGlow]

35. Okay, here you go

[Kali]

36. hell my whole bra is creaking.

ok, I think my lack of water is getting a little too gross to keep talking about here.

[carlyhippy]

37. I HATE these type of bras!!!

mine creak, now mind you everything stands at attention nicely, but at the end of the day I feel like I have been pulled thru a knothole, they are really uncomfortable!!!