Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight

[mike r]

http://www.590klbj.com/JeffWard/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10128047

DALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said. The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city. According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.

A fight ensued in which the suspect repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, the suspect said, "Are you ready to die?"...

[Tobin S.]

1. Do you think that maybe angel dust was involved here?

[Heidi]

2. Or tequila. (nt)

[Tobin S.]

3. They don't call it "takillya" for nothing.

:)

[Heidi]

4. Not that I'd have any person knowledge of such matters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySdRUWYJhsk

[Maine-ah]

6. it should be called tatakeyaclothesoff

at least that is the effect it has on me.

[hedgehog]

5. kick just so everyone can figure out how the day started...

[hedgehog]

7. And another kick for the late crowd.

[JTG of the PRB]

8. Is the victim Wonder Woman? Is that how she broke the bed when clenching her buttocks?

I saw this in the paper earlier today and I'm still baffled over that claim that her clenched butt broke the bed...