You know that you're in trouble when...

[MrScorpio]

You're zigging when you should be zagging

You get an unexpected visit from a couple of large, shady characters named "Buster" and "Knuckles"

Finding yourself in a Dead End suddenly becomes strangely ironic

Your name is Ensign Ricky and you're beaming down to Planet Bloody Hell V while wearing a red shirt

Jackie Earl Haley is playing a character based on you in a movie about your life story

Your only hope is to wish for a supernatural solution to your problem

You've got more than one situation on this list

[Mopar151]

1. The same white van parks on your street every morning

Nobody ever gets out.

The "building inspector" is wearing a black shirt with velcro on the pockets, and has very short hair.

You wake up at home, and try to figure out how to find your car.

[MrScorpio]

2. You know that you're in trouble when...

Your doctor insists that he must name a chronic medical condition after you.

[edbermac]

3. You're banging some hot little nympho at summer camp...

And suddenly you see a guy standing there wearing a hockey mask and carrying a chain saw.