I'm done. I'm joining MaveliPartyUnderground.:P

[Bossy Monkey]

Saw a bewildering ad on Facebook, so I followed the link. It was equally bewildering, so I went to the About page. It at least clarified that they're talking about India, and reads like the copy on Dr. Bronner's packaging:
"We are the most Patriotic people who want to unite all International Indians to bring changes in India. It is still under the British Colonial system that was created by the British to exploit Indian. Even the British changed their system but the rulers of India whether it is Congress, BJP, Socialist, Communist or regional Parties. They never change the old system. They keep it to rule and cheat the public.

"It is said that there was a King in olden days called Maveli. He was the #1 socialist. In his rule all were equal and the people were so happy that every day there were celebrations. But he was cheated by his enemy and send to Hell and given a concession to come back every year for ten days to celebrate Onam. This is a Hindu Mitch but it is the Indian Dream more than the American Dream and thousands of year old.

"Now is the time to bring that Dream to reality. It is very easy and simple in a Democratic country where people have the power to remove or keep a government by ballot. India is a Democratic country for the last 60 years but people were cheated all these years.. Now many dirty parties are joined together to form Government to get a share that is cheated from public. There is no chance for a change. Many people are fed up with this and waiting for some miracle to happen to get salvation from this wretched system..."

What?