Quit pissing all over the toilet seat already!

[bif]

I find it incredible. I've got this temp job. Almost every time I go to use the john, I have to wipe off the toilet seat. WTF is up with that? How lazy and inconsiderate is that?

[ChoralScholar]

1. Every time I go to the bathroom at the office,

someone has wiped off all the piss, and I have to put it right back. What an inconvenience.

:hide:

[kentauros]

2. As inconsiderate at the ones that can't seem to find the urinal

and "aim"...

And then there are the ones that refuse to flush.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Unbelieveable how nasty some folks are...

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...sometimes it's SO bad that I think it may be
more of a territorial "marking" thing than laziness.
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[Deep13]

4. No one gets diseases from toilet seats.

That's a bullshit story people used to tell to explain how they got VD without admitting to "fornicating." You cannot get a disease that way. So just sit down if you need to use the toilet. It's not supposed to be high-altitude bombing.

For the men, seat up to piss, down to dump.

[femmocrat]

5. That is just gross.

I think they should require those paper seat liners in every public restroom. I always cover the seat with a double layer of TP.