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velvet Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 01:16 PM
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Has anyone here ever joined a Demonic Dating Service?



Which one should I email?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 01:19 PM
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1. That's how I met my ex-wife!
However, since you're looking for males, I might go for Escaphades, as he has a rather long tongue and you can hold onto his horns while he goes about his business...

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velvet Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 02:25 PM
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6. see, this is why I come to DU
Practical advice and touching personal anecdotes.

Many thanks.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 02:44 PM
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7. No problem
I'm sure there are a lot of difficult choices to make
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 01:25 PM
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2. "Hellzafingerpoppin"
I think we all know who that is......
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velvet Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 02:22 PM
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5. sshhhh, don't tell
His mum, Maryfingerpoppin, reads DU.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 01:47 PM
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mcollins Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 01:57 PM
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4. I usually just summon mine. nt
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-10 02:52 PM
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8. Goatsedotes!
:rofl:
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