Please submit a new punchline for this joke:

[many a good man]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends: "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."

The second Catholic man chirps: "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace."

The third Catholic gent says: "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic man chirps: "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ...?"

She replies: "I have a gorgeous daughter. When she walks into a room, people say,... Oh God!"

[GCP]

1. Considering I had them all a year apart

They all did pretty well for themselves, didn't they?

[madinmaryland]

2. Why not a Brazillion!

:D

[rurallib]

3. "my son is the one they all work for......"

[many a good man]

12. Best answer.

Maybe not the funniest, but probably the best.

[HopeHoops]

4. When she walks into a room full of Catholic men, they say "when's dinner".

I know, it is sexist. But so are most of the Catholic men I know and have known. Such is life.

For the record, I'm not sexist. I've been married 23 years (and with my wife since '84) and I've got three daughters, 15, 17, and 19.

On Edit: I also didn't care whether we had boys or girls. Whatever popped out was fine with me.

[badgerpup]

5. Surprised no one's used this one...

"My son is a male stripper. He's 6'3", tanned, blond, has blue eyes and works out everyday.

When he walks into the room women say "Oh...God!"

[meegbear]

6. "My son is a male stripper. He's 6'3", tanned, blond, has blue eyes and works out everyday...

When he walks into the room your sons say "Oh...God!"

[av8rdave]

7. My son is also a priest

When he walks into a room people say, "quick! Get the kids out to the car!"

If I offended any priests, sorry...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. She replies: When my son walks into a room, people bow down and say...

Oh, Jesus.

[bigwillq]

9. My son is a priest, when he walks into a room

the cops say "FREEZE".

[WinkyDink]

10. "My son is a defense attorney. Your sons call him."

[Lance_Boyle]

11. My son is Chris Hansen, and he'd like a word with you. n/t