With apologies and respect to the mod who locked the thread in GD

[cwydro]

but this joke was funny and was posted by another DUer (not sure if I can name the person) but it cracked me up:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted
a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 840 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.29 minutes north latitude, and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes
west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "YOU must be a democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

The balloonist answered, "Everything you told me is technically correct,
but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I am still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "YOU must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, then you expect me to solve
your problem. You're in exactly the same situation you were before we met
but, somehow, now it's my fault."


Bwahahahaaha! (Sorry to the mods if I should not have copied and pasted it)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear cwydro!

Ah, that's hilarious!

AND spot on!

Thank you for re-posting this!


:rofl:

[cwydro]

2. Well, I figured it wasn't sexual

(you know what they think of us Loungers!)

but there is another one in that thread I am dying to post as well.

But :scared:

[cwydro]

3. Ok, I gotta do it...and the mod said it would come to no good in the Lounge:

A little boy was sitting in his bath examining his testicles.

He asked, "Mom, are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she said

:yoiks: :rofl:

[hippywife]

5. Just one of the many things I love

about my husband: He chuckled when I read this to him. :rofl:

[cwydro]

6. Whew! Lol!

I thought it was funny too, but you know how the gender wars get going on here...

[hippywife]

7. His ego isn't that inflated.

He can take a good joke as that, merely a good joke. :hi:

[MicaelS]

8. I'm a man, and I think that's a hilarious joke n/t

[cwydro]

9. Well, we should all be able to laugh at ourselves....

as a gay woman, I have told the damn UHaul joke a million times.

Funny, I don't know any other gay woman jokes...what the hell is up with that?

Oh yeah, the stupid Frank one. But other than that...?? Dayum.

[MicaelS]

11. I only know one gay woman joke......

Told to me by a straight woman. And I don't think it's offensive, but I won't post it. If you want it send me a PM.

[zipplewrath]

13. They don't tell them

I found myself at in a strange social situation once. The only straight guy at a gay party. All the women were in the kitchen, all the men were out on the porch. The men were telling alot of jokes, mostly about gay guys.

Inside the women weren't telling jokes.

I guess there aren't many gay women jokes because gay women don't tell jokes.

[lost-in-nj]

4. perfect

lost

[slay]

10. Ha

good one

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[uncommon]

14. Muahahahaha awesome. nt