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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 07:54 PM
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I just got a call from a doctor specializing in "Vaginal Rejuvenation".
He was "returning my call".

Only thing is, I never called him.

Which one of you fuckers gave him my number?
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 09:36 PM
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1. LOL. Vaginal rejuvenation. LOL. What next? Admit it,
you did call, just chickened out before he called back.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 09:38 PM
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2. did he offer a free exam?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 09:41 PM
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4. Storage space gynecologist --- remember this?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2076263

"Texan pleads guilty to practicing medicine without a license

DALLAS - A man who posed as a gynecologist after setting up an office in a self-storage complex was sentenced to four years in prison Tuesday after pleading guilty to practicing medicine without a license.

The charges stemmed from an undercover investigation that began after authorities saw an ad in a weekly newspaper offering free medical care. A prosecutor set up the undercover sting with an investigator posing as a patient and using a hidden camera.

Thomas P. Remo, 50, of Ovilla, wore a scrub shirt and had some medical equipment in the makeshift exam room, a small kitchen in the storage facility office where he worked, authorities said.

After Remo’s arrest in September, authorities received calls from women who said they were victims, but did not want their identities revealed in court records, and prosecutors did not file sexual assault charges."
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MicaelS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 09:40 PM
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3. I did....I also told him to make sure his speculum
Had been stored in the freezer before the exam. :evilgrin: :hi: :hide:
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 09:43 PM
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5. If you get a call from one specializing in Penile Rejuvenation, PM me STAT!
Edited on Fri Jul-16-10 09:50 PM by liberaltrucker
Old Guy isn't working well lately.

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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 11:26 PM
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6. Call it Revagination.
This post is my copyright.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 11:30 PM
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7. Sorry--I was trying to involve you in updating the architecture of Richmond
I meant to type in "Virginia Renovation," but look what happened.

:blush:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 11:49 PM
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..."Hell, I specialized in THAT long before that doctor ever did."
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