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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 01:22 PM
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The End of Schweddy Balls (Yes, it's lotion for your balls)
Edited on Fri Jul-16-10 01:23 PM by Ian David


Fresh Balls TM.

This product promises to prevent wetness and the uncomfortable feelings of being sweaty, sticky, and chafing in the groin area.

Fresh Balls TM is a natural product and is formulated to keep your private area fresh and dry, and solves the perspiration problem which all men suffer from.

It’s an easy to apply lotion that dries quickly, so it won’t clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue in your pants. It can be used as often as needed and is recommended to use as part of your daily grooming routine.

There’s also a version for the ladies, called Fresh BreastsTM.

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For those of you feeling proud of your newly fresh balls, you can order the T-shirt:



More:
http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/lotion-for-your-balls/





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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 01:31 PM
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1. They can't call it "the itch you can't scratch" like they do for women
because men just go ahead and scratch 'em.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 01:35 PM
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2. Thank you for posting this n/t
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 01:41 PM
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3. You're welcome. Hope you feel better. :) n/t
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 01:43 PM
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4. I've had dryer balls for years -


They make the towels nice and fluffy.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-10 01:53 PM
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5. So fresh. So dry.
I play mummy golf!

:rofl:
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