I've created an online business that you may participate in.

[LeftyFingerPop]

It is a driving school. I will teach you to drive, entirely via online. All you have to do is to post your driving questions here, and I will charge you $10 for each answer.

I guarantee to have you ready for your road test in one week.

My method has official approval from each state, and my answers were developed by me and are proprietary to my business.

I will teach you how to drive both standard shift and automatic.

My business is called "Pododoro's Online Driving School".

So, if you feel like posting a question, I will answer it. Well, maybe I will answer it. If I have enough money for the day, I probably won't answer it. Also, I just may say fuck it, and not answer it.

[rocktivity]

1. No lie--I saw a sign for a Drive By Driving School in my neighborhood

I didn't know you needed a license to be a drive-by shooter. But when you consider that you're not supposed to drive without a license AND you're not supposed to own a firearm without a license, it DOES make sense! However, I'm a little concerned about what you have to do in order to pass your road test...

:crazy:
rocktivity