Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding...

[LeftyFingerPop]

... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.

[Dr Morbius]

1. Yes. He's a very scary guy. (nt)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. ...and assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

That's my family, Kay.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides...

with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

[Yavin4]

16. He Was Banging Cocktail Waitresses Two At A Time

The players couldn't get their drinks.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. I left it loud on purpose. Gets rid of the pain-in-the-ass innocent bystanders.

These things gotta happen every ten years or so. Gets rid of the bad blood.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. You're not a wartime Consigliari, Tom. Things could get rough with the move we're making.

[MrMickeysMom]

6. Hey, that reminds me... Is Cheney dead yet?

[S n o w b a l l]

7. Are you stereotyping Italians?

And I suppose you'll say they have hairy asses too, huh?

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. yes...

but it is neatly parted in the middle.

[LibDemAlways]

9. Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I am Enzo. The baker. Do you remember me?

[WinkyDink]

13. For your father. For your father.

[IcyPeas]

11. Hey, pass the Gabbagool

[Yavin4]

12. We Are Not Murderers

Despite what this undertaker says.

[Mad_Dem_X]

14. You broke my heart, Fredo.

[Yavin4]

15. Mike, You Cannot Talk To A Man Like Moe Green Like That!

Fredo, you're my brother and I love. But don't take sides against the family ever again.

[sarge43]

17. I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom.

Just my enemies.

[MichiganVote]

18. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

[Yavin4]

19. Oh, Paulie

You won't see him no more.