How bad is the economy.....

[WCGreen]

…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

…African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

…I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

…CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

…My ATM gave me an IOU!

…A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

…I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

…If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

…McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

…Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

…Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

…Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

…A picture is now only worth 200 words.

…They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street ."

…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

[GalleryGod]

1. Thanks,I needed that!

:spray:

[Tikki]

2. The Somali pirates' one....

:rofl:
Thanks...real fun...

Tikki

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Priceless!

:rofl:

[jotsy]

4. Oh Yeah.

Tip fatality for that poor stripper caused a cackle indeed, thanks!