Make your own Glenn Beck at home!

[theMark]

Ingredients:
2 Cups Crazy
1 lb. Opinion (but call it "Fact")
1 Large Onion (to bring the tears when necessary)
1 Bucket Vitriol
1 Dash Paranoia
1 Jigger imitation Patriotism (don't use the real stuff, it won't stay in the blender).

Mix it all up in a blender (one that you don't want anymore, 'cuz you're going to have to throw it away when you're done).
Preheat oven to 175 degrees. (Normally, you'd bake it at 350, but this batch is only half-baked.)
Cook it until it stinks to high heaven.
At this point, it will be un-palatable, but many will crave it.
Cover with pre-packaged "Populism" to kill the taste.

CAUTION: Cooked as directed, it may cause nausea. This is the expected result.

Serve in a Cracked Pot.

Serves 1.8 million, but fewer all the time.

[JTG of the PRB]

1. But... But I don't wanna!

:cry: He's just such an ass bag!











:rofl: Love the recipe. It's perfect!

[MajorChode]

2. You forgot the most important ingredient

Demagoguery

[guitar man]

3. Forgot the main ingredient

A truckload of bullshit! ;)