I shot the raccoon (not the Duer of course)

[liberaltrucker]

Night before last, the little motherf*****
walked up, didn't climb WALKED, up the tree
to our bird feeder. He calmly removed the top
of said feeder, dumped the contents on the ground,
then WALKED down the tree and feasted.

Well, tonight I was ready. I borrowed SO's grandson's
BB gun. When he approached the tree, I shot him in the
ass. Not lethal, but apparently painful.

The fucker yelped, then spun around and raised a front
paw. I swear he was giving me the finger. Gawd help us
if they evolve an opposable thumb. :scared:

Sorry, no pics. Raccoons are WAY faster than skunks!

[ColesCountyDem]

1. He and his family are even now plotting their revenge.

Sleep well.... *evil laugh*

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[liberaltrucker]

2. Gee, thanks

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[NV Whino]

3. I shot one who came after my fish

He stood on his hind legs, put his hand to his chest, looked down at it and then looked up at my with this WTF look on his face. He then dropped to all fours and ambled off. Little fuckers.

[edbermac]

4. Watch your ass!!

"Go ahead...make my day!"

[Beer Snob-50]

5. well i shot the sheriff

but i did not shoot the deputy.

[Riftaxe]

6. Well at least he had the obligatory last meal,

but i would watch your back for awhile as he might try to get even...;-)