"The Jerk Store Called" Tell us a DU zinger that you didn't think of until too late.

[Orrex]

But don't give us the backstory or the lead-in.


Mine: "Joke's on you--I only use my mom's computer for downloading porn!"

[geardaddy]

1. Here:

Yeah, we just sit there and drink Chardonnay and eat arugala salads while we watch.

[Dr. Strange]

2. "Uh, yeah, that wasn't flvegan's flashlight you just grabbed."

[flvegan]

3. Yeah well MrCoffee's mother always falls for the ole banana in the tailpipe.

[Dr Morbius]

4. I wanted to use the greatest insult of all time, but now insults are frowned upon...

...by the moderators.

Here it is, the finest and most encompassing insult I've ever heard, and it came from near the end of season two of Lexx (Mantrid speaking to Brizon):

You are a leaking boil on the anus of a cancerous rodent, squeaking from a damned corner of oblivion!

But I never got a chance to use it on DU, and now I am given to understand using it would probably get me in trouble. Alas.

[LynneSin]

6. So what you really are saying is that "You are Rush Limbaugh"

:rofl:

[TZ]

5. You would think that

Donald Rumsfeld would get tired of brazillion briefings...