Talk about bad luck.

[Arctic Dave]

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/06/22/96345/youve-got-problems-man-struck.html

Some guys have all the luck.

And then there's Rick Oliver, who might be one of the unluckiest men in the state, if not the world.

Oliver was mauled by a bear in his otherwise peaceful front yard a few weeks ago.

"It was like getting struck by lightning," he said.

Keep reading, it gets worst for this guy.

[KamaAina]

1. Look for him on Colbert's Threatdown

And the Number 1 threat to America... BEARS!!!!

[Arctic Dave]

2. Dwight Schrute says different

Jim: Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...
Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not...what is going on? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you.

Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim: Michael!
Dwight: Oh, that's funny. Michael!