It's official - this guy is the 'WORLD'S WORSE ROOMMATE'

[LynneSin]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/21/french-inmate-confesses-t_n_619819.html

French Inmate Confesses To Killing Cellmate And Eating His Lung

ROUEN, France — A French prisoner went on trial Monday and acknowledged killing his cellmate and then eating part of the man's lung.

Nicolas Cocaign, charged with murder and acts of barbarism, told the court in Rouen, northwestern France, that he is now getting psychiatric treatment and feels "stable."

After the charges against Cocaign were read in court, the 39-year-old said he was responsible.

Thierry Baudry's mutilated body was found Jan. 3, 2007 by a Rouen prison guard, and an autopsy revealed two chest muscles and part of his left lung were missing.

[hedgehog]

1. Oh, I don't know, some of my kids' roomates have been real doozies!

[LynneSin]

2. Do your kids still have a working pair of lungs

nuff said!

[Blue_Tires]

3. with or without a side order of Fava beans?

[Bucky]

4. Wow, this story really takes my breath away.

[Orsino]

5. Ever get done killing a cellmate...

...only to discover that you weren't really in the mood for lung, after all? I hate that.

[LynneSin]

7. But I'm always up for Liver & Onions

:woohoo:

[geardaddy]

6. Was the lung smoked?

[Ikonoklast]

8. Why, was the roomate a little tough and gamey?

Gee, the poor guy's dead and you're ragging on him as "The World's Worst".











Oh.


I see.


Never mind.

[txwhitedove]

9. I know we're not supposed to judge by appearances, and tats are okay...

but he sure doesn't look "stable". Ick.

[mnhtnbb]

10. Guaranteed himself a single cell from now on, didn't he? Damn roomies.

[LynneSin]

11. Why didn't I think of that when I tried to get a single my junior year in college

Damnit, I never come up with the original ideas!

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. I once attempted to eat a clown, but it tasted funny.

[Lil Missy]

13. Well, That was rude.

[rurallib]

14. Could not have been France - never mentioned what wine he had

with the meal.

[madinmaryland]

15. Uhh. That would have been the "blood".

:puke:

[Parche]

16. He wanted to breath a little easier??

:shrug: :hi: :hug: