Is Canada really to blame?

[shekina]

I mean really, has everything gone wrong since Canada came along? What, with their beady little eyes and flapping heads. Hell, they're not even a real country anyway. So, is it really their fault?

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Ever been to Saskatoon?

Case closed.

[Kenneth ken]

2. we know

it's not their fault, but we need somebody to blame and it just seems to be their turn.

[Droopy]

3. There are times when I wished I lived in Canada. n/t

[Sandpiper]

4. Canada is completely to blame

for Celine Dion, and should apologize at once. :-)

[shekina]

5. YES

they should apologize for Celine Dion the same way they apologized for Brian Adams.

[mac1000a]

11. Forget Celine Dion

They need to apologize for Moosehead beer! I mean after all, I expect the nation that has been chosen as my escape haven should the Republicans continue to rule here indefinitely to have better taste in brew.

[Kellanved]

13. really?

Then can I blame the USA for D. Hasselhoff ? :evilgrin:

[mac1000a]

19. ABSOLUTELY!

On behalf of the United States of America, I sincerely apologize for David Hasselhoff. I hold my head in shame.

[Striker Davies]

6. Canada has shown astounding strength and courtesy

despite having President Coke-Snorting Deserter bellowing his stupidities within such small distances. A less polite society might have come out with far more than the odd polly saying that the Moron is, in fact, a moron.

If we here in Australia were that close, we would not have been that restrained, I can assure you. As you saw when President Collapsing Souffle visited us a few weeks ago, he got an earful. He should have got a lot more, but we weren't able to bring shovels of horse-shit within a 100 metres.

[newyawker99]

12. Hi Striker Davies!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Striker Davies]

22. Well, thank you, sir/madam!

I lurk a lot, post occasionally.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

23. Was that the visit where Ozzies gave President Trapped Rat on Sinking Ship

the "Big W" salute (two hands held together, both displaying the charming double-prong variation of the American single digit)? A Queensland penpal told me about it, gave me a good laugh.

Welcome to DU!

[Striker Davies]

25. We greeted the Moron appropriately!

As one paper put it - "It was easier to find WMDs in Iraq than it was to find a Bush supporter on the streets of Canberra that day."

Our appalling Prime Minister, little johnnie howard and a few of his cabinet are the only people who support Bush in the country, and even little johnnie said that President Collapsing Souffle's joke about not finding WMD was a blunder.

[strategery blunder]

7. What are we blaming Canada for again?

I'm confused...:wtf:

[Terry_M]

8. Maybe we should blame em for your confusion.

:bounce:

[shekina]

9. everything

Seriously, all the evil in America today can be traced back to Canada. Wake up man, gotta be wary of those Canadians.

[Striker Davies]

10. Yup, you can't trust those Canucks!!

Damn, after all, they have clean cities, low violence, educated citizens, good public transport, with abortion rates, infant mortality rates and divorce rates way below the US, even (gasp, horror) national health care and gun control.

Goddam saddam-loving, tree-hugging, commie, pinko, draft-dodging baby-boomer lefties

[pagerbear]

14. How do I emigrate?

[smirkymonkey]

17. Their warmongering and

imperialistic tendencies. Oh wait, ummm... , never mind.

[smirkymonkey]

15. Blame Canada!!

Look at all the damage that Terrance and Philip have wreaked on our fine youth!

[Padraig18]

16. After that last 'Alberta Clipper'....

... I was ready to invade, I tell ya. They should keep that bone-chilling cold on their side of the damned border! :P

[HEyHEY]

18. Dang caught!

I personally had a hand in everything.

[The Lone Liberal]

20. What can you expect from a country that has a damn leaf for a symbol.

What are going to do? Hit somebody with leaf? Might poke it their eye? That would hurt!

Now, we got that Bald Eagle, mean SOB, fly down rip your throat out, then fly away with your head and take it back to its nest and feed it to the young. Had that happen to a cousin of mine once. That is getting hit with a leaf.

[ConcernedCanuk]

21. Careful now, we'll send down our new "Stealth" naval fleet

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[whirlygigspin]

24. I can forgive Canada for Celine Dion and Brian Adams

but not for Ann Murray or David Frum.