You know whats more freaky than Zombies?

[quakerboy]

Zombie children.

Actually, I'm not really sure how I would tell the difference. The children already throw balls at my wall, screech incessantly without using any language I am familiar with, and chase each other while grunting/groaning loudly. Also, they seem to stare vacantly and sometimes fall over when separated from the herd.

[Zorra]

1. I have some really bad news for you.

Those aren't Zombies.

They're your neighbors' kids, coming out into the light after 3 days of playing video games.

[quakerboy]

2. Do they take shifts?

cause I hear them out there screaming nearly every day. Is it 3 off/1 on or something?

[Zorra]

3. Yeah, they only have so many TVs, and have to take turns.

[Soylent Brice]

4. i disagree.

people who don't like zombies are the freakiest thing of all.

[quakerboy]

6. Who says I dont like Zombies?

All I said was they were freaky. And that zombie children are freakier than that. Any anti-zombie prejudice was assumed.

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Plants.