Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Lasher]

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. why?

[Lasher]

3. Because Sue Lowden had a doctor appointment.

Thank you, thank you.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. He didn't. The road crossed under the chicken.

It was a Zen chicken.

[jotsy]

4. Exploring catholicism?

[Lasher]

5. Hee hee.

I answered upthread. Think I heard it on KO yesterday.

[jotsy]

7. Good joke, great source!

[carlyhippy]

6. ahh, the answers are below

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with
crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

[HopeHoops]

8. It was stapled to a dead baby.

Actually, I think the dead baby joke is the reverse of that.

[peekaloo]

9. It was stuck on the pervert.