God Damned Cat! I am not your janitor!! I am not picking up the

[Raven]

bodies you leave behind anymore.This is the last chipmunk you leave at the door for me!

Then she comes in and settles in my bed like she's not a bloody killer....

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Can you vacuum them up?

[Raven]

2. Shit! They look so peaceful. I use a pooper scooper. Not very

dignified.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. What color is the pooper scooper?

[Raven]

4. It's black. Very funerial. I guess that's dignified.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Black is not good for chipmunks...

I just Googled it. Silver and blue are good.

[Raven]

7. Pray tell, why?

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. I don't know...

I'm just wingin' it. :)

[Raven]

5. But, but, but...I use the black pooper scooper to fling the poor thing into the woods.

That is definately not very dignified.

[havocmom]

10. Maybe you can build a little catapult?

And teach the cat to launch the 'gifts' it brings you?

Seriously, the cat is thinking it's a good thing to contribute some fresh meat to your diet. Probably notices you don't have a lot of luck 'hunting' when you go out. ;) Think of it as an exercise in culture study instead of cleaning up after the cat's blood lust,

The lion must do what lions do.

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. she thought she was bringing you dinner !

My Lilith was prancing around last year with a chipmunk in her mouth that was almost as big as her.

What they say about calico cats is true --they are weird.

[Lasher]

11. Cats think they'll be praised when they leave you a gift like that.

On account of their hunting prowess and generosity. It's an act of love and she'll never understand why you don't approve.