Tila Tequila: "All you loser haters can sit and hide behind your computer on your fat lazy asses"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Tila Tequila is addicted, you guys

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/05/tila_tequila_is_addicted_you_g.php



Tila Tequila has announced on her blog that she's addicted to "prescription pills" (Ambien, apparently) except it's all just an calculated excuse to star on the new season Celebrity Rehab. Here's Tila trying to sell how genuine her addiction is only to turn around and basically reveal VH1 offered her own show if she pretends to be a tiny little addict.

So all you haters, who keeps saying mean shit, hiding behing your laptop and talking shit about me, not because you actually care, but you're just being a cyber bully! So now that I'm actually getting help, and that takaes a lot of courage, and I know my TILA ARMY will support me through this journey and continue to support me..... but what will you haters do now? I'm finally getting help, shouldn't you people support those who can finally admit that they have a problem? NOPE! So haters, just shut you're mouths. SAY IT TO ME IN PERSON AND IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY!! But for now, all you loser haters can sit and hide behind your computer on your fat lazy asses not doing anything with you're life besides stalking me and bashing my fans. Haters, if I CAN ADMIT THAT I NEED HELP, MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TOO, ADMITTING THAT YOU NEED HELP FOR CYBERBULLYING PEOPLE AND STALKING THEM 247!

With that said our OMG sources found out that if I do well on "CELEBRITY REHAB" and continue to stay sober, that VH1 May pick up my OWN SPIN OFF SHOW ABOUT MY LIFE SOBER NOW AND HOW I CAN HANDLE BEING A MOGUL, AND STILL TRY TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! IT's gong to be very raw and real.

[flvegan]

1. Her celebrity status is a myth to me.

I mean, there are a lot of folks that are famous for just being famous, but how did this...trough of annoyingness get there in the first place?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. It all started when she took off her pants

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1570728,00.html



Tila Nguyen was 1 year old when she moved to the U.S. from Singapore, but she's Vietnamese by heritage and blond by choice. As for what she does for a living, there isn't really a word for it yet. Nguyen, 25, who goes by Tila Tequila professionally, is some combination of rapper, singer, model, blogger and actress. But what she mostly is is the queen of the massive social-networking website MySpace.

Nguyen—or, oh, fine, Tequila—may be the least lonely girl on the Internet. She has more than 1.5 million MySpace friends. Her MySpace profile has been viewed more than 50 million times. Her self-published single, the profane and attitudinous F___ Ya Man, now playing on her MySpace page, has logged 13 million spins. (To listen to it is to hear the sound track of a million parents' dreams dying.) She gets somewhere from 3,000 to 5,000 new friend requests every day. She is something entirely new, a celebrity created not by a studio or a network but fan by fan, click by click, from the ground up on MySpace.

Before she hit it big, Nguyen had posed for Playboy.com—its first Asian Cyber Girl of the Month—and modeled for car shows and auto mags and formed girl bands. But her big break came three years ago when MySpace founder Tom Anderson invited Nguyen over to his new site. She had spent plenty of time on websites like Friendster, but her outsize, confrontational personality kept getting her kicked off. She says Friendster booted her five times. "I joined MySpace in September 2003," Nguyen recalls. "At that time no one was on there at all. I felt like a loser while all the cool kids were at some other school. So I mass e-mailed between 30,000 and 50,000 people and told them to come over. Everybody joined overnight."

Pre-Tila, your MySpace friends were mostly people you actually knew. Post-Tila, the biggest game on the site became Who Has the Most Friends, period, whoever they might be. "Once they saw how I worked it, everyone did what I did and started promoting themselves," she says. Not everybody would call this a change for the better; there are those who might even prefer a friendly community to a global popularity contest. Not Nguyen. Over the next couple of years she turned her online persona into a full-fledged business. "This is my job," she says. "That's how you maintain your popularity and keep it alive."

Nguyen clearly grasps the logic of Web 2.0 in a way that would make many ceos weep. She sells Tila posters, calendars, a clothing line of hoodies and shirts. She has been on the cover of British Maxim. She has a single due to be released online. She has a cameo in next summer's Adam Sandler movie. She has four managers, a publicist and a part-time assistant. It's hard to know how to read the rise of Tila Tequila. Does she represent the triumph of a new democratic starmaking medium or its crass exploitation for maximum personal gain? It's not clear that even Tila knows. But she knows why it works. "There's a million hot naked chicks on the Internet," she says. "There's a difference between those girls and me. Those chicks don't talk back to you."

[NewJeffCT]

13. That's probably part of it

She seems to know how to promote herself... "There's a million hot naked chicks on the Internet," she says. "There's a difference between those girls and me. Those chicks don't talk back to you."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

22. She had the Palin thing down cold before Palin was anything more than a pain in Alaska's ass.

Relentless self-promotion. That's it in a nutshell. And the Playboy photos weren't "girl next door" photos, they were attitude-filled. Asian women posing in Playboy were, and still are, a "novelty" from the narrow view of Hefner's world, but 99.9% of the Asian women who pose lock-step into the "Playboy look." Nguyen didn't...she was nasty and a half, and she made her mark.

[Generic Brad]

4. I think she has like a million 12 year old male Facebook friends or something

The way I judge Facebook popularity is that the more friends a person has, the less likely I am to find them interesting.

[applegrove]

26. My brother hates her. He calls her a skank.

[Skittles]

3. who is that poor dreadful creature?

[Crystal Clarity]

14. My thoughts exactly

The whole thing just seems kind of sad to me. It has a sort of lost-little-girl feel to it IMO. Whatever money and fame she's earned through her internet endeavors don't appear to have made her happy. :(

[Bucky]

5. "You all, everybody! You all, everybody! I don't like you stupid people wearing expensive clothes"

She's channeling Drive Shaft.

[jp11]

6. OH NOES! Attention she can haz?

[Initech]

7. Who? What?

[Iggo]

8. I like her.

:9

[jobycom]

9. Damn!

I didn't know she could see me through the monitor! :yoiks:

[RandomThoughts]

10. There is sadness there, I hope she finds what she needs. n/t

[proteus_lives]

11. I love thesuperficial.

One of my fave sites.

[Indi Guy]

12. Don't you have better things to do with you precious time here???

:shrug:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

23. Here, just for you: BP exec: Appears only drilling mud flowing from well

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Feel better? A nice story, just for you, on the oil spill. What part of "We are in THE LOUNGE" do you not understand?

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BP exec: Appears only drilling mud flowing from well

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6430AR20100527

HOUSTON
Wed May 26, 2010 9:11pm EDT

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6430AR20100527

(Reuters) - BP Plc Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles said on Wednesday it appears drilling mud, not oil, was gushing from a ruptured undersea well six hours into an effort to halt a month-old oil spill.

U.S. | Green Business | Gulf Oil Spill

"What you've been observing coming out of the top of that riser is most likely mud," Suttles said at a news conference broadcast from a Louisiana command center. "We can't fully confirm that because we can't sample it. And the way we know we've been successful is it stops flowing."

(Reporting by Bruce Nichols and Erwin Seba)

[ElboRuum]

25. Time? Precious? Here? Better? Have? Do?

No, not really.

[jobycom]

28. He could go to GD and join the line of people pretending to have a clue

on various issues they know maybe one thing about. But why not post about Tila Tequila in the Lounge instead? Amounts to the same in the long run, doesn't it? Not like anyone gives a damn about anything anyone says, anyway.

[CBGLuthier]

15. Only the good die young

washed up no talent hags go on and on

[Orsino]

16. It's not cyberbullying when the "victim" invites it...

...and doesn't seem the least bit intimidated.

[arcadian]

17. I think her army needs to hop the next Globemaster to Kandahar.

[meow2u3]

18. No wonder she's so damn skinny

Has she had a meal lately?

[SoxFan]

19. I'm addicted to M&Ms and was on C-Span a few times

Can I get a reality show gig?

[Beer Snob-50]

20. did she not also date some "famous" girl

who died within the last year?

[smirkymonkey]

21. Heiress Casey Johnson, I believe.

[ElboRuum]

24. Er... what? n/t

[KamaAina]

27. One can only speculate what Ms. Tequila might do under the influence of Ambien

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[rcrush]

29. Who is that in the picture? Looks like Lady Gaga