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Sannum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 04:32 PM Original message |
Post the weirdest thing you have said all day. |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
1. it was just like being falling down drunk without the perks of being falling down drunk |
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Spacemom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. I held it for 45 minutes and it still didn't stick. n/t |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 05:31 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. That's what she said. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Did you agree to smash the mailbox?" |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
4. "Nope, they didn't grow back. Just here to get you to fill this out." |
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Crystal Clarity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
6. "After we get the |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
7. "Nice tits!" |
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AllenVanAllen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
8. "Once I've added her breasts... |
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mycatfred (89 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
9. "Pete! |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
10. "She was sedated through the whole thing, and she was so grateful." nt |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
11. "Really? The Flyers won?" |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
12. "My cheerleaders just got a credit on a record" |
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A-Long-Little-Doggie (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
13. No, Mom, recycled toilet paper is made from recycled PAPER, not recycled TOILET PAPER! |
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Lady President (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
14. "He really has a fancy bum" |
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Chellee (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
15. So, you want to build a moat? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Stop biting me because you want to sit on the windowsill!" |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
17. It's just a piece of hide they are dragging around. |
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Yeahyeah (741 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
18. "I stole 3,they're in my pocket." |
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Chellee (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:37 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Ask the person at the desk to copy the relevant pages for you? |
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Yeahyeah (741 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:48 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Sounds like too muchh niceness to me.Never know what kind of trouble that could lead to. |
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Chellee (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 11:09 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Furtive or Brazen? |
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Yeahyeah (741 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 11:56 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Furtive,but chic. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
20. Hey, I just realized: this machine was designed to STUFF envelopes, not 'quality-check' them! nm |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 12:03 AM Response to Original message |
24. I didn't say it... but I heard it. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
25. "You cannot simply pull decisions out of your ass" |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 06:35 AM Response to Original message |
26. "Sodomizing clowns with a 12-gauge is so last decade, dude." |
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