My uvula hurts.

[Brickbat]

Uvulitis. I hate that.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

1. it'll behoove ya

to care for your uvula

[Brickbat]

2. It hurts to laugh.

Put a warning on it next time. ;)

[HopeHoops]

3. Man, I HATE when that happens.

[havocmom]

4. What triggers that, anyway? Virus?

Recall having it years ago. Ridiculously painful.

[Brickbat]

6. I get it about every year, usually triggered by seasonal allergies.

Which makes it susceptible to a virus. It's ridiculous. I'd rather have a phlegmy cough for a week.

[havocmom]

7. every year?

Damn, move to where the allergies don't do that to you !

Seriously, I feel for you. Every year. Nasty.

[Brickbat]

14. Yeah, I just tell myself it's the price to pay for living in paradise.

And it's a good excuse to eat ice cream. Not that I need an excuse, mind you.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I thought we all agreed not to post anything relating to...

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..."female trouble".
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It always makes me shift about in my chair and scratch my medulla oblongata.
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Sorry for that visual.
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[Brickbat]

8. I almost said something about it being all wet and swollen.

But really, nobody needs to hear that.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. I needed to hear that.

[Brickbat]

15. Well then, it's wet and swollen.

It's kind of warm and pulsing, too.

[PassingFair]

9. YOU stop it....

All your medulla oblongata talk is causing
my Islets of Langerhans to swell uncomfortably.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I DIDN'T need to hear THAT!!!!

[Ikonoklast]

12. Stop playing with it, you'll go blind.

And for chrissakes, wash your hands.

[Brickbat]

16. Time for another saltwater gargle...

:beer:

[hippywife]

18. Was gonna be my suggestion.

Hope it feels better soon. :hug:

And most of the posts in this thread cracked me up. Not laughing at your expense, tho.

How the hell does one get a post deleted on a thread like this? :shrug:

[Brickbat]

22. I know, I wondered that myself!

This is one of the cleanest threads I've ever seen! :think:

[Name removed]

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[Old Troop]

17. You sick bastard. Stop playing with it!

[Brickbat]

27. It's right there!

[MilesColtrane]

19. Referring to the uvula as the "punching bag" is only a metaphor.

Stop dispensing jab combinations on it.

[XemaSab]

20. Date smaller men

n/t

[Clintonista2]

21. Mulva?

[pokerfan]

32. Gipple?

Loleola?

[Odin2005]

23. Learning French or German, I take it?

:P

[Brickbat]

28. Haa!

No, just stupid pollen and possibly a virus.

[backwoodsbob]

24. pics or it didnt happen

:hide:

[Brickbat]

25. LMAO!

Tonsils or GTFO!

[Bucky]

26. Please, no sex threads

[BrklynLiberal]

29. Gargle..Hot salty water.

[Brickbat]

30. I have been a couple times a day...tastes terrible, feels great.

Should do it again right about now... :beer:

[BrklynLiberal]

31. Grandmas are always right about these things....

[Tom_Foolery]

33. I've had canker sores on mine several times. n/t

[Brickbat]

35. That sounds like hell.

[Bluzmann57]

34. Well stop talking

And maybe it won't hurt anymore.