simple idea for airport security

[Kali]

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. dupe

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. What if it mistakes my cologne for explosives?

It has happened before, you know.

[Kali]

3. probably still a win for your fellow passengers

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I smell so good that...

people faint with pleasure.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I read that as....

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..."people fart with pleasure" and I'm thinking more
and more that what you actually posted was a typo.
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Eh, Stinky?
.

[MajorChode]

6. What's the fun in flying commercial if you can't wear copious amounts of cheap cologne?

[cwydro]

7. I love this!

ROTFLMAO!

Fly all the time and that works for me!

[rug]

8. LOL!

Best first paragraph I've read in a month!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Or maybe just fly one person per plane.

But I frakking LOVE your idea!!

**foomf***

ooooh - maybe we can get a first-class upgrade!

[Phentex]

10. seems cost-effective but

who cleans up?

and what would become of all the small plastic bag makers? :)

[marzipanni]

11. It's a self-cleaning booth, AKA a crematorium?

"The would-be bomber made a perfect ash of himself".

[dawg]

12. I just hope its not cold in the airport next time I have to fly.

If it is, I'll be forced to think "happy" thoughts before I walk through that thing.

[woo me with science]

13. I like you. nt