If we applied human standards to the animal world

[hedgehog]

any horse that didn't look like this:
http://www.allbestpictures.com/wallpapers/animals_and_wildlife/image/black_arabian_mare,_arabian_horse.jpg

would be considered fat (polite people would call this horse full figured)


and of course some horses would never be able to find a good fitting set of reins:

[one_voice]

1. I love them all..

I love horses. They're all beautiful.

I know that wasn't the point...

[RandomThoughts]

2. Did you know that before the industrial revolution,

Horses were one of the symbols for heavenly angels, because they were the biggest servants to man, and the heavenly angels were asked to help serve man.

In a respectful way, but they fit that role in some stories.

[quakerboy]

3. And there would be a whole lotta dogs with restraining orders

and no more hamsters for classrooms... those things are all about the incest.

[hedgehog]

4. Well, all dog collars would be sized for this guy

meaning this guy would be SOL:

[Old Troop]

5. There would be a movement to ensure that

dogs fed themselves and picked up their own poop.