I found out today that going to a Saturday afternoon party is NOTHING like posting on DU.

[LeftyFingerPop]

For example, I found out that when you are introduced to someone and they extend their hand, you can't say "Shut your fucking piehole" to them.

OK, see you later, I have to go find an icepack.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear LeftyFingerPop!

Well, that'll teach ya!

:P

:rofl:

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Live and learn!

:hi: :hug:

[rug]

3. I mentioned chicken at a barbeque and got thrown out.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Well, you should have followed with j/k, and you would have been alright.

[rug]

8. I did but they ignored me.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I was just going to post...

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..."Darn vegans" -- but I'm completely in the dark about what all the
chicken reference have to deal with originally.
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So I proclaim my potential naivete and innocence.
.

[Kali]

10. ...

:rofl: we were so naughty the owner had to come to the lounge and spank us

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3499154

[tango-tee]

11. I luves me some leather-and-latex cluckers.

:blush:

[tango-tee]

13. No fowl language allowed.

Hrmf.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Been there. Done that.

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To recover, all you have to do is put your vocal caps lock button on
and shout, "LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!" at them.
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Honest.
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They won't hit you repeatedly.
.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. I'm going to carry these around in my pocket in a Tic Tac container....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[S n o w b a l l]

9. Yeah, but you can do the eye rolley thing...

behind their back. You can also go bang your head on the side of the house. And I bet you did a few of these...:beer:

:)

:hug:

[tango-tee]

12. This may not be much of a consolation at the moment,

but it's more beneficial in the long run to look for the ice pack rather than the ice pick.