TV ad I would like to see for impotence treatment.

[Deep13]

Ask your doctor if a shot of Bourbon and internet porn is right for you.

Side effects include lack of social life, credit card debt, blindness and DUI.

Hangovers lasting more than four hours, though rare, require immediate medical assistance.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. The immediate line I came up with as a bartender...

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...that I was second-most proud of was when the male half of a couple
from Idaho or somewhere (I was in southern Michigan at the time) told me,
"Make me a JackOff."
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I replied, "I ain't gonna make-a you do NUTHIN'!!"
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Turned out it was a shot of Jack Daniels and a shot of Smirnoff vodka. That
was IT. It had to have tasted pretty damned putrid and not worth the fun of
ordering it at ALL.
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As opposed to the soft, low, sultry voices asking me if they could have-a
Sex On the Beach or a Sloe Comfortable Screw.
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I often MISS bartending.
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