Fond memories of a doctor's appontment?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Not my appointment, but I had the pleasure of assisting our Flight Surgeon
when he gave annual physicals. I watched him give a prostate exam to a
TOTALLY unsuspecting and unprepared 350-lb helicopter mechanic who just
straightened up and tried to walk away quickly.
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The doctor, instead of letting him go, stayed WITH him (if you know what
I mean) and the two of them were walking around the room in lockstep with
the doc trying to sputter out an explanation of what he was actually doing.
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I had to run out of the room very very very QUICKLY.
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Any good, FUN (for a change) stories about one of YOUR appointments?
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