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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 09:35 PM
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We interrupt the current barrage of YouTube videos to bring you cosmetic surgery you should not have
My war on fake titties and pointy geometric nosejobs is a total failure. For now I show you....

Butt implants.

I surrender world. You win.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:20 PM
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1. please tell me that this is photoshopped.
please.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:21 PM
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3. AwfulPlasticSurgery.com doesn't photoshop its photos, I don't think.
That would kind of defeat the whole point of the site.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:21 PM
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2. If I had a pen
I would totally add some nipples to those. :P
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:33 PM
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5. In the world of cosmetic surgery...
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...a pen ain't nothin' but a penile reduction.
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So count your blessings.
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:29 PM
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4. Why, oh why
do some people feel the need to do this to their bodies?
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:40 PM
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8. you must be under 50
Edited on Wed Apr-14-10 10:41 PM by pitohui
the butt collapses VERY suddenly, any women you know over 50 who have a hard butt they didn't get it thru exercise but thru implants -- i laughed the laugh of the cocky thru my 40s and patted myself on the back for my work-outs and then it just collapsed over night...yowch!

true, it's obvious when they're nude, but it looks great in jeans and this woman should have been more honest w/ herself and w/ reality

and, at that, it isn't a terrible ugly butt, it beats the cottage cheese look, it's just obvious that it ain't the butt she was born with
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 01:19 PM
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14. No... I'll be 58 this coming June.
I'm happy with the genes Mom and Grandma have passed on to me. I've never been skinny and elegant in my body shape, more on the muscular side and only 5'4", but seem to have inherited good connective tissue. Not one stretch mark from pregnancy. Butt and legs are still firm. On the other hand, there are indeed body parts which are slowly succumbing to gravity. And I accept that as simply getting older. I won't fight tooth and nail to reverse it, because that is the way it is, and it is just fine the way it is, for me. If I had to make the choice between either having sagging boobs or turning into mutton dressed as lamb, I'll take the sagging boobs any day.

When I said "why do people do such things to their bodies"... it reminded me of a time in my younger years, when I was tempted to have a cute little sailboat tattooed onto my butt. Glad I resisted, because by now it would have grown into a aircraft carrier.







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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:37 PM
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6. Once again, I'll confess to my own recent cosmetic surgery.
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I just had a brain enhancement.
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Saturday, I start my new job as an exotic dancer at the local witty bar.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:39 PM
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7. Well, she doesn't sleep on her back.
Looks like bowling balls in her butt.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:43 PM
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9. Maybe this was a defensive procedure.
Like maybe she likes to ice skate but is really bad at it.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 12:11 AM
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13. LOL! Good one !
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:53 PM
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10. SEE WHAT THIS LEADS TO!!!!!!!!
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 01:34 PM
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15. If additional surgery could attach those little ears on her butt cheeks,
she could give little kids a ride!

Wait, wait, don't say anything rash. I speak innocently.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 11:03 PM
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11. I don't know what to say
It's horrendous
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tblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 11:35 PM
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12. It needs a bra!!! But anyway, it looks like she's happy enough with it, tho.
At least she feels confident enough to wear a thong.
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 01:45 PM
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17. That's the way I look at it, too, basically. If that's what trips her trigger,
Edited on Thu Apr-15-10 02:25 PM by tango-tee
who am I to judge? Really. Like I said in my earlier post, I may not understand why someone feels compelled to go this route but then again, she didn't ask for my opinion.

I admit that I did sneak a peek at the awfulpasticsurgery.com site. There was this one (previously) beautiful young woman, and it seems something went terribly wrong during surgery. I don't even want to think about what it's like to put your hopes, dreams and hard-earned money into such a venture, only to wake up, look in the mirror and being faced with the disaster you've turned into.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 01:41 PM
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16. It looks like mutilation, plain and simple.
Butt... it's her body, her choice.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 05:51 PM
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18. damn, you could serve tea on those....
Edited on Thu Apr-15-10 05:51 PM by mike_c
:wtf:
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