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Which of these (and only these) obtrusive, non-functional mutations would you rather have?

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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 08:18 AM
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Poll question: Which of these (and only these) obtrusive, non-functional mutations would you rather have?
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 08:22 AM
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1. covered in superfluous nipples nt
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 08:26 AM
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2. Whatever...
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...as long as I didn't have to defend yet ANOTHER irresistibly attractive orifice.
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I'm tired enough as it is.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 08:46 AM
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3. A third buttock
Although that might be functional if I had to sit for a long time.
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 11:23 AM
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4. other, because reading is for elitists:
a mouth on my tongue



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DevonRex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 11:25 AM
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5. Obviously the wing. nt
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