Your Choice for the Double Down Nickname!

[MilesColtrane]

Comedian Patton Oswalt has described Kentucky Fried Chicken's Famous Bowls™ as a "failure pile in a sadness bowl".

When the Double Down sandwich inevitably becomes available on a nationwide basis, it should have an appropriate Lounge-approved moniker.



Please vote for your favorite

[unpossibles]

1. "The Widowmaker" nt

[goldcanyonaz]

2. That looks like someone jizzed on it. G R O S S!

[Kali]

3. shame stack

:rofl:



all this talk in the lounge has got me wanting to try one really bad!

:9 :blush:

[gmoney]

4. The Whatchamafuck!

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I am a disgusting human being.

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I know what it should be called... but even I will never say that out loud.
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My advice is, if you value your reputation in the SLIGHTEST... never, EVER
be seen hanging out with me.
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I think people can see in my face what I think it should be called.
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OHHHHH!!! THAT IMAGE JUST CRANKED THE DISGUSTING UP TO NUCULAR LEVEL.
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My face.
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My poor, poor face.
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I would still eat one.
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And by "one"... I might mean "some".
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[MilesColtrane]

6. I laugh in the face of you self loathing.

It is weak and child-like in the face of my desire for negation.

[wickerwoman]

7. Greased Frightening.

[Bertha Venation]

9. + 1

[MilesColtrane]

19. nice

[NoPasaran]

8. Kentucky Fried and Double Wide!

[peekaloo]

10. Courtesy Flush.

[MilesColtrane]

20. .

:thumbsup:

[MiddleFingerMom]

28. +1 bazillion

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Now, I know what to call my chili.
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[Eyerish]

11. "The Regurgitator"

:puke:

[Inchworm]

12. Jaune del Frankfort

Want!

:9

[Touchdown]

13. Cordon Bleu

I can't believe so many DUers are going ape shit over a fast food version of a 150+ year old French dish.:eyes:

[Inchworm]

15. Hehe +1

Exactly what I've been thinking.

My "Jaune del Frankfort" was a twist on that... with diversity :rofl:

:hi:

[gmoney]

16. True. one less piece of chicken and an added bun, nobody would look twice

Maybe that's the point?

[The2ndWheel]

17. After this, they'll have to inject the cheese directly into the chicken

Wrap your feet with bacon, and then you'll have to chase it.

[Bucky]

32. Or directly into the customer

[sarge43]

14. The MI Express (Miocardial Infarction, heart attack) n/t

[KamaAina]

18. Diner Down

:P

[flvegan]

21. Mr Creosote's Delight

[mikeytherat]

34. It's only wafer thin!

My personal nickname would be: "Yet another reason I am a vegetarian."

mikey_the_rat

[Deep13]

22. Skip a Step Vomit. Rather than eating it, it goes right in the toilet. nt

[Deep13]

23. *wrong place*

[Deep13]

24. The Fribulator nt

[kayakjohnny]

25. The Cell U Light Meat Sandwich

[pokerfan]

26. The KFC Double Bypass?

[Mojambo]

27. It's disgusting and bad for you. Introducing "The Limbaugh."

[TreasonousBastard]

29. The package of Yum. Really, who here hasn't eaten...

bacon, cheese, or fried chicken? (Aside from vegans, of course.)

The Horror! Oh the humanity! A sandwich without a bun! Like diners haven't been serving bunless burgers to carb counters for years. And just like you can get crispy strips with or without the damn bun.

But, hey, no reason is too measly to slam a food chain, even if the shit you eat at home is no better.

[MilesColtrane]

30. Try decaf.

[TreasonousBastard]

33. Why? I'm not hyperventilating over this thing.

[Bucky]

31. Either the "Double Over" or the "Double Back Up Again 5 Minutes Later"

Or just "Deep Fried Ew"

[applegrove]

35. What KFC is always nicknamed: "the dirty bird" or "the f***ing duck"