The Single Most Ridiculous Movie Premise Ever Made

[UndertheOcean]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-love-tiptoes/

No joke , this is real , ... this is real .... GARY OLDMAN ????? DID YOU REALLY NEED THE MONEY THAT MUCH !!!

[kayakjohnny]

1. This might've been better done as a

short film.

Ba-dump!

[MilesColtrane]

2. Would have been better with Gary Coleman instead of Gary Oldman.

Then the couple would have to "worry" about their baby being little and black.

[AllenVanAllen]

3. "And in the role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman..."

Are ya' sure?

[Quantess]

4. I've seen it!

It's kind of good.

[wickerwoman]

5. That review is hilarious.

"One more time here: Commissioner Gordon, Dracula, fucking Stansfield, plays Matthew McConaughey’s twin brother, as a midget, and I totally bought it. Still, it’s sort of unfortunate, because there’s, what, two leading-man roles for midgets in the history of cinema, and one of them went to Gary Oldman? How many pissed off midget actors picketed that decision? Sub-question, how hilarious is that?"

LOL

[CBGLuthier]

6. It was better than that overrated crap Dark Knight

But I guess enough people did not die for that reviewer's tastes. No real "moral dilemmas."

God, I hated the Dark Knight.

[rug]

7. Sorry, but it's this:

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

8. I hate to quibble with the author

but the terms dwarf and midget are not interchangeable. I'm not arguing, I'm just sayin'.....

[mitchum]

9. Damn you! I watched the entire movie after reading your post last night...

it is spectacularly awful...but I will never get those precious minutes back

[UndertheOcean]

10. ha ha n/t