I thought I recognized her...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...then I remembered that Kali raises BEEF cattle.
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[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. uh-oh

:o

:rofl:

:yoiks:

[rurallib]

2. Thank god for that red flag

[Gormy Cuss]

3. ...

:popcorn:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Well, it has been nice seeing you around.

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Did I ever tell you guys...

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...about my evil twin Jamaican brother MiddleFingerMon who sometimes
hijacks my username and posts things that I would never ever EVER, no
not NEVER think of posting myself.
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Does DU have any kinda witness protection program?
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:scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:.... :scared:
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[lunatica]

6. Do this. No one will ever find you

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Thanks...

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...no one will EVER find me here.
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[lunatica]

8. LOL!

No one will ever look for you there either

[Kali]

9. .

oh, if you only knew

[kimi]

10. I kinda remember that guy, MiddleFingerMom

Sort of a gender bending, funny kinda guy, told some good stories.

He started around here about the time I did, but he quickly outpaced me in terms of posting n stuff.

Whatever DID happen to him?

[rucky]

11. That's called a Steve.

It's in the Urban Dictionary.

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. I went to UrbanDictionary.com...

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...to look up "Steve" as I had never heard it used in alluding to something else.
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Here's the definition I prefer:
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The most cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest,
and smart. The sun of your day, and the moon of your night. Just being
around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces
it with his sweet charm. No matter what, you can always rely on him, with
whatever problems it may be, or even if it's just to warm up your day.
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My second thought was "The person making that post is so very nice for saying
that about me."
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My FIRST thought was, "Boy, does the person making that post KNOW me or WHAT!?!?"
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However, I had cause for a little confusion when I saw THIS definition:
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A thong that is visible above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when
spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing. "Wow look at
that steve over there!"
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A-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h... MAYBE... but I've always been taught you're more likely
to have the right answer if you stick with your first impression.
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Thanks, rucky!!!
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:hi:
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