Man dials 911 after prostitute fails to deliver full $50 worth of services in White Castle rest room

[Amerigo Vespucci]

NOTE: I edited this down a bit. It's not THAT explicit, but as it appears below, it's much tamer than the original.

Shortchanged At White Castle?

Man calls 911 after hooker fails to deliver in fast food bathroom

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0406102whitecastle1.html?link=rssfeed

APRIL 5--Meet William Ferris. The Ohio man yesterday paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati. Ferris contacted police to report that he had just been robbed.

When Hamilton County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to Ferris's 911 call, his "story began to fall apart," according to an arrest report. Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date. In an interview, a frustrated Ferris told TSG that he expected "all of it for $50"...during the 20-minute bathroom encounter. He added that the hooker picked the White Castle for their assignation since its bathroom locked.

The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report, was scheduled to be arraigned today on the misdemeanor counts. He told TSG that he will be charged with trespassing if he returns to the White Castle on Harrison Avenue.

[OhioChick]

1. From Ohio, yet...

:rofl:

[Aristus]

2. Paid for his trip around the world with unemployment benefits, evidently...

Lord have mercy... :rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m...

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...s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sliders.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Oh, yeah.

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Harold and Kumar Go to Tight Astle.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so very... very sorry.
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No, I'm not.
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[JohnnyLib2]

5. Plus his clothes will smell like onions for days.

Classic loser. :crazy:

[KamaAina]

6. My first thought: "I didn't know they had White Castles in Florida!"

Didn't know they had 'em in Ohio, either.

Or morans who call 911 for fast-food (or fast something, anyway) emergencies*. :eyes:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. I forgot to post his mug shot!

:rofl:

[Robeson]

9. I don't blame her for backing out on that.

[XemaSab]

10. Me either

:o

[hunter]

12. He aimed too high, should've stuck with the ten dollar hookers.

If he'd been patient, he probably could have got it for free, and maybe a wife too.

If there's a guy who likes to do it in a White Castle restroom, there's probably a woman too....

[hunter]

13. He aimed too high, should've stuck with the ten dollar hookers.

If he'd been patient, he probably could have got it for free, and maybe a wife too.

If there's a guy who likes to do it in a White Castle restroom, there's probably a woman too....

[Skittles]

8. are locking bathrooms rare in Ohio?

:o

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. It's the only way to get 4 stars in the Michelin Guide

:rofl:

:toast:

[Radical Activist]

14. Must have been watching Idiocracy

[MajorChode]

15. A half-n-half for $50?

He should have known something was amiss.