Vampires are now no more offensive than unicorns, fairies and pixies.

[arcadian]

Because of 'Twilight'.

[Rhythm]

1. WTF Sparkly?

[RoyGBiv]

2. Vampires have never "offended" me ...

The idea of a sparkling vampire, however, is quite offensive.

Furthermore, the damage done to the English language and the art of writing by those books is unforgivable.

[Dr Morbius]

3. The real crime is that someone might confuse

...the "Twilight" saga with art.

[RoyGBiv]

4. Indeed ...

I didn't actually believe how bad they were. I thought it might have been one of those "it's popular so we must hate it" things.

So I read the first one.

I will not read another, nor another word that individual writes. It's atrocious. I've read better fan-fiction.

[arcadian]

5. Well, they are cannibals

[Fleshdancer]

6. Not only is the sparkly funny, but it makes for an easy halloween costume.

I've already informed my husband that I plan on throwing glitter at him and calling him Edward next Halloween. Silly guy doesn't believe me.

[frogmarch]

7. Sadly yes, I agree, but

sparkly is one thing, and smelling putrid is quite another. In my opinion, blood suckers aren't sexy.

[Taverner]

8. And like the subset you listed, they also don't exist

:P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. This is a vampire:

[sarge43]

10. Could happen

[YankeyMCC]

11. What about Unicorns with a drinking problem...

by Zach Wiener http://www.smbc-comics.com

[HopeHoops]

12. And narwhals.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!1