I am mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

From the 1976 master film "Network".

Tell us some of your favorite memorable movie lines. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

1. We should have shotguns for this.

Pulp Fiction 1994.

[stepnw1f]

2. Aliens

"Look into my eye."

[demsrule4life]

3. A man that is not depenable is not worth having around

Dont remember which movie

[Kadie]

4. I will have plenty of time to sleep when I am dead.

Did I get that right?

from Roadhouse.

[elfwitch]

5. Hello my name is Inigo Montolla. You killed my Father. Prepare to die!

runner up:
But Wesley what about the ROUSes?
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.

[LynzM]

8. LOVE that movie!

Thanks for making me smile! :)

[boobooday]

Oh my god, my students are I were just joking about that one

One of the best movies EVER. :-)

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[elfwitch]

14. I feel it is the best movie ever

My hubby and I hooked up for the first time because it was his favorite move too and I had it on tape.

[SiobhanClancy]

6. "Fasten your seatbelts....it's going to be a bumpy night"

Bette Davis in All About Eve

[boobooday]

7. All of us have our El Guapo to face

From The Three Amigos, one of my favorites, with Martin Short, Chevy Chase, and Steve Martin.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[LynzM]

9. "What, a swallow carrying a coconut?"

Ok, I could post half that movie here, but I'll be nice and not ;)

[Zomby Woof]

10. No problem if you do, lol

Welcome to DU! :toast:

[terrya]

11. "Well, what shall we hang? The holly or each other"?

From my very favorite film, "The Lion in Winter"

Terry

[Aristus]

22. "Mother!"

"Hush dear, mother's fighting."

[Rowdyboy]

24. "In a world where carpenters get resurrected, everything is possible"

from the same movie. Eleanor gets all the great lines. Another favorite is "Of course he has a knife...Its 1183 and we're all barbarians"

[terrya]

26. "Did the channel part for you"?

"It went flat when I told it to...I didn't think to ask for more"

I could quote from this wonderful movie all day long.

:-)

Terry

[Rowdyboy]

27. "I made Louis take me on Crusade...

I dressed my women as Amazons and we rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of wind-burn...but the troops were dazzled!"

[terrya]

28. "I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice"

You're right...Eleanor DOES have the best lines.

Terry

[Rowdyboy]

32. And one for the road, Eleanor speaking to her jewelry...

"I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children"

Damn, I really adore this movie. It truly is a masterpiece. I'm looking forward to the new adaptation with Patrick Stewart and Glenn Close. I read it sticks a bit more closely to the original play. It can't possibly be as good, but-with Stewart and Close-it should be well worth seeing.

[SiobhanClancy]

45. Henry: "The day those stout hearts band together ....

is the day that pigs get wings"

Eleanor:" There'll be pork in the treetops come morning"
*************************
Elaeanor: "Henry's bed is Henry's province, he may people it with sheep if he wishes. Which upon occasion he has done."

My favorite film of all time.

[grannylib]

54. Oh I love all you people...this is indeed one of the all time great films.

[geniph]

44. More from LIW:

Eleanor: What would you have me do? Give out? Give up? Give in?

Henry: Give me a little peace.

Eleanor: A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought.


Eleanor: Henry's bed is Henry's province, he may people it with sheep if he wishes. Which upon occasion he has done.

[Career Prole]

12. Fetchez la vache!

Moooooooooooooooooooooo!!

[Westegg]

13. "Nothin' more foolish than a man chasin' his hat."

--Gabriel Byrne as "Tom Reagan" in "Miller's Crossing," written by Joel and Ethan Coen.

[madmax]

15. 'He's a real gentleman,

I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it'.

Shirley MacLaine to Sally Field - 'Steel Magnolia's'

'You know I love you more than my luggage'
Olympia Dukakis to Shirley MacLaine - same movie

[ronnykmarshall]

33. There are so many from that film.

He's so confused, he doesn't know if he should scratch his watch or wind his butt.

[NuckinFutz]

35. "That man is a boil on the butt of humanity!"

"I'm not crazy, Malinn; I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years!"

Shirley and Olympia did get the best lines.

[ronnykmarshall]

36. Here, hit this! Knock her lights out!

[NuckinFutz]

38. "Is that grape or auberjine?"

[forgethell]

16. Go ahead, make my day. n/t

[BlueEyedSon]

17. "Don't you f*&ckin' look at me!"

Blue Velvet, the classic love story.

[SiobhanClancy]

18. ignore...dupe

[NuckinFutz]

19. "best damn barbeque in the state of Alabama"

Fried Green Tomatoes

"What knockers!" Young Frankenstein

"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way" Jessica Rabbit in Roger Rabbit

"Oh! Girl clothes!" Holly Hunter in Always

"Shoot! They got more'n they can handle!" Holly Hunter again, Raising Arizona

"Get away from her! you bitch!" Sigourney Weaver to the Alien

[neverborn]

20. F* me gently with a chainsaw!

Heathers :)

[redqueen]

21. Two lines from Blade Runner

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

and

I don't know why he saved my life... maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he had ever before. Not just his life - anybody's life - my life.

[tigereye]

50. two of my favorites as well

[BOHICA06]

23. That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!

True Grit - Robert Duvall as Ned Pepper.

[Kenneth ken]

57. Fill your hand you sonofabitch

great exchange.

[Dookus]

25. Mine is

"If Marxie Heller's so fuckin' smart, how come he's so fuckin' dead?" from Prizzi's Honor

[wysimdnwyg]

29. "'Scuse me, while I whip this out!"

Cleavon Little, Blazing Saddles.

[NuckinFutz]

31. "It's twoo! It's twoo!"

"Mongo just a pawn in game of life."

[MissMillie]

39. "Now that I've found you....

.... would you object to never seeing each other again?"

Magnolia

[Eureka]

47. Why sir, you use your tounge

purtier than a twenty dollar whore"

- Taggart, Blazing Saddles

[ronnykmarshall]

30. Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.

Airplane

[rustydog]

34. "Do you have a license for your minkey?"

:bounce: :beer:

[NuckinFutz]

37. "Do you ever think we'll know each other

well enough to kiss?" Steve Martin in The Jerk

"It's these cans! He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"
Martin again, same movie.

"It's not losing all the money...It's losing all the stuff." Bernadette Peters, same movie

[SheilaT]

40. From Hud:

"Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire."

The Melvyn Douglas character says this to Hud (Paul Newman) in utter disgust at Hud's wasted life. When I first saw this movie, some 20 years after it originally came out, I was opened-mouthed in shock at the prescience of the line. It was true then, it's true now another twenty years later.


And thanks for all the Lion in Winter quotes. That is also my all-time favorite movie. Didn't know they were remaking it.

[SheilaT]

41. From "Wag the Dog"

every time Dustin Hoffman says, in response to some new difficulty, "This is nothing!" and then goes on to recite some tale of woe from some movie he made.

The repetition builds and builds, and is the core of that movie, I think. It says, in the end, that if you can't roll with the punches, if you can't improvise when things go wrong, then you don't deserve to succeed.

Another movie I love.

[northzax]

42. Badges? we Don't need no stinkin' badges!

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"You came in that thing? you're braver than you look." Star Wars

"Ray, if someone asks if you're a god, say yes." Ghostbusters

"I got two guns, one for each of ya!" Tombstone

"This is Ohio, you get caught without a brewski in your hands, you might as well be wearing a dress." and of course, "Fuck me with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa." Heathers

[geniph]

43. Gentlemen! You can't fight in here - this is the War Room!

from Dr. Strangelove, of course.

"Stay close to ze candles...ze staircase can be tweachowous" says Frau Blucher, leading the party up the stairs with an unlit candelabra. --Young Frankenstein, which I could pretty much quote verbatim

[jus_the_facts]

46. the MAN....ruined the ozone...burned down the rainforests....kidnapped....

...Shamo and put her in a chlorine tank...there used to be a way to stick it to the man....it was called ROCK'N'ROLL....but the MAN ruined that too...with a thing called MTV!!! :D From my new FAVORITE MOVIE....SCHOOL OF ROCK!!! :headbang:

[dpbrown]

48. "I'm from the factory."

Midnight Express

Good morning, my American friend.
There will be troubIe|if you go this way.
A good Turk|always walks to the right.
Left is Communist.|Right is good.
You must go the other way.
The other way is good.
Where are you going?|Why don't you walk the wheeI?
What is the matter,|my American friend?
A bad machine|doesn't know he's a bad machine.
You still don't believe|you're a bad machine?
To know yourseIf is to know God.
The factory knows,|that's why they put you here.
In time you'll know.|- I already know.
You are a bad machine, that's why|the factory keeps you here.
Do you know how I know?
I know because I'm from the factory.
I make the machines.

Dan Brown
Saint Paul, Minnesota
"I'm from the factory"

[Catshrink]

49. Oh shit, there goes the planet.

[Zomby Woof]

51. kick for the night timers

[HEyHEY]

52. "If you were my son - I'd of smothered you by now" - Super troopers

"I think you are one of these desert loving english" - Lawrence of arabia.

"I asked you for a refreshing drink- I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest" - Lock stock and two smoking barrels

[Lydia Leftcoast]

53. Some of mine are old and obscure

"My father was a missionary, but he was eaten by his Bible class"--Nanette Newman in The Wrong Box

"It's better when you help." --Lauren Bacall in To Have and to Have Not

"Have you been to the Supreme Court yet, my dear?"
"No. What is it?"-- Judy Holliday in Born Yesterday

"Some men are born two drinks below par"--one of the old Scotsmen in Whiskey Galore

"Nobody's perfect!" Joe E. Brown in Some Like It Hot

[mykpart]

55. "Tell me, Timmy.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" from Airplane

"I'd love to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." - Bette Davis in a VERY early movie.

from Moonstruck:

Nicholas Cage: I love you
Cher (slaps him): Snap out of it!

[BigMcLargehuge]

56. Congratulation... Congratulations.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

I had the wrong script, the wrong actors, the wrong director! WHERE DID I GO RIGHT!!!!

[Alenne]

58. Am I the meanest? Am I the Prettiest?

Am I the baddest mofo down around this town? Who am I? I said who am I.- Sho'Nuff in The Last Dragon

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. If I see anyone, I'll kill ya. And if any of ya shoot at me,

I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill all your friends, and I'll burn your house down.

--Unforgiven


I think one of the greatest movie lines ever.

[Rabrrrrrr]

60. Pcik up the gun

--Shane, great Jack Palance bit, yes?

[Zookeeper]

61. From the 1958 classic, "Queen of Outer Space"....

Zsa Zsa Gabor: "I haaate zaht queen!"

[TheMightyFavog]

62. A Few of my faves...

"Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous" -- Paul Kearsy Death Wish V: The Face of Death

"STUUUUUUPIDDD!!! YOU SO STUUUUUUUUUUPID!!!! -- Kuni UHF

"SUPPLIES!!!" -- Kuni and his Karate students UHF

Fuck!! Even in the future, nothing works! -- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

"Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president." -- Jack Burton -- Big Trouble in Little China

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."" -- Jack Burton Big Trouble in Little China

"Shut up Mr Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!" -- Lo Pan Big Trouble in little China

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it." -- The Man With no Name A Fistfull of Dollars

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." -- Tuco The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

"You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage it might be liable to interfere with my aim." -- The Man With no Name The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

"One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider." -- Skye Masterson Guys and Dolls

"Saigon, shit, I'm still only in Saigon." -- Cpt. Willard, Apocalypse Now

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving." -- Col. Kurtz Apocalypse Now

"Disneyland. Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland." -- Lance, Apoclaypse Now

"That's typical. Shit. Fuckin' Vietnam mission. I'm short and we gotta go up there so you can kill one of our own guys? That's fuckin' great! That's just fuckin' great. Shit. That's fuckin' crazy. I thought you were going in there to blow up a bridge, or some fucking railroad tracks or somethin'." -- Chef Apocalypse Now

"End of Line." -- MCP Tron

"Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop." -- Dr. Gibbs Tron

One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic.... One soiled. Prison Quartermaster -- The Blues Brothers

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?" -- Elwood Blues The Blues Brothers

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." -- Elwood Blues The Blues Brothers