Don't ask don't tell just CAPTION

[underpants]

[ElsewheresDaughter]

1. "you got any of them queer eyes behind them glasses son?"

[Kadie]

2. w: "Cool, I can see my reflection"

[Warpy]

3. Damn, that greasepaint

.. aint quite got the gin blossom on my nose covered up.

Why, you're even prettier than Putin's flyboy honor guard. Come on over here, don't you think this boy is the purtiest you ever done seen?

Darling, would you check under your bed? I think my wedding ring fell off last night.

[Drifter]

4. Private !, Smell my nose !

Er ... um ... Sir ... your breath stinks.

Cheers
Drifter

[historian]

5. hi johnny

see you later in the bathroom and dont forget the gel

[LionInWinter]

6. "Uh, sir ...

you're supposed to be facing the other way"

[commander bunnypants]

7. Sgt. You callin me a deserter from the Tx. N'Guard?

Pull mah finger


DDQM

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Gee, when they made us salute in basic, we used

to think: 'You're full of it up to here, sir.' Once I started giggling and the general drug it out of me, what I was thinking and all. Geez, I had to dig a foxhold with a spoon. I better not catch one of these rat-bastards even smirking at me! I'll have him deep fried. . . . Gosh, being around soldiers makes me think in tough-talk!"

[GOPisEvil]

9. Are you EYEBALLIN' me, Sergeant?