Hey everyone, I'm just doing a test!

[asdjrocky]

[femmocrat]

1. Essay or multiple choice? n/t

[asdjrocky]

2. Essay questions.

[femmocrat]

3. Heck. I hate those!

True and False is my favorite.

[asdjrocky]

4. I like them because I can bs my way through.

Oral is even better.

[AsahinaKimi]

5. How did you do on your

drivers test? I told them I preferred a nine iron to a woody. They failed me!!

[asdjrocky]

6. The trick on the test is to go in looking homeless or very confused and not bright.

I found this out on my last test.

Once I finished the test I walked up to the nice woman for who does the grading. I was wearing an old pair of sweat pants, a t-shirt with a hole, I hadn't shaved in 4 days and I was wearing my garden sneakers. To top it off, it had been about six months since I'd had a hair cut.

When the woman graded my test I missed two over the limit. She looked at me, a pleasant smile on her face, as she lowered her glasses she said very slowing with attention paid to every single word, "Do you have problems reading?"

There was the briefest beat and I looked at her and replied, just as slowly, "Only on some of the big words."

She gave me a pass on the test.

That was the day I learned looking poor and dumb can sometimes get you things in life.