Are you about out of toilet paper?

[Hubert Flottz]

Well you're in luck, because, the word is that Sarah"Bailin'"Palen is busy "writing" another thrilling book.

I wonder if it's another work of fiction like the last book she "Wrote"??????

Will it be a tell all about what went on aboard the "Straight Talk Express"????

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I'll review "Going Rogue" at this point..."Squeesably Soft, Super Absorbent!"

[Steerpike]

1. I still haven't bought her last book...

I'm a little behind the times...I'm in the middle of Harry Potter book 3...The Prisoner of Azkaban...
It's a simple read, but surprisingly entertaining.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Harry Potter is probably closer to reality than "Going Rogue" is.