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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-08-10 01:24 PM
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is this an oxymoron?
How can they have fat-free Half & Half. Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-08-10 01:34 PM
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1. Obviously...
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... even the sex trade has jumped aboard the bandwagon in discriminating
against those of us who don't look like anorexic waifs.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-08-10 01:51 PM
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2. I think she said "oxymoron" not "non sequitur."
:P
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namahage Donating Member (678 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-08-10 04:14 PM
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3. Probably because it's half nonfat milk, half non-dairy "creamer."
Edited on Mon Mar-08-10 04:16 PM by namahage
Ingredients:
Nonfat Milk, Corn Syrup, Cream (Adds a Trivial Amount of Fat)Artificial Color (an Ingredient Not Normally Found in Half & Half)Sodium Citrate, Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono & Diglycerides (Adds a Trivial Amount of Fat)Carrageenan, Vitamin A Palmitate.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-08-10 04:17 PM
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4. Right up there with "nonfat sour cream"
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-08-10 07:30 PM
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5. An oxymoron on par with "good Tim Burton film"
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