I never thought I'd ask this.

[rug]

Is there a DU app for a Blackberry?

(I feel like such an asshole.)

[Dr. Strange]

1. Alerting

[rug]

2. I'm alerting on myself.

How did it come to this?

[Dr. Strange]

3. It's against the rules to tell someone you're alerting on them.

Doubly against the rules if you're announcing that you're alerting on yourself.

I'm super-alerting.

[rug]

4. That's a callout. I'm triple-alerting.

[Skittles]

5. I'm scheduling ass-kickings for both of you

yes INDEED

[rug]

6. Hey, Skittles, got a Blackberry ass-kicking app?

[Dr. Strange]

7. Alerting.

Publicly announcing ass-kickings is against Forum Rules.

[kayakjohnny]

8. Lifetime ban.

Everyone out of the pool.

Someone peed in here.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Peeing in the pool?

That's an alerting.

[rug]

10. That's an ass-kicking.

[kayakjohnny]

11. Oh but it was empty. We were just using it for a skateboard park.

And the peeing was right near the drain.

Kind of like a really big urinal.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Jesus Christ, next you'll be asking people to "friend" you on Facebook.

[rug]

13. I have already arranged for my murder should that occur.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. .

:rofl: