Ok who's been pouring rocks down my garbage disposal?

[rcrush]

The guy came by today and fixed my garbage disposal. He found a bunch of aquarium rocks in there. There is no Aquarium here so who is bringing their fish tank over to my house and dumping it down the drain?!

[kentauros]

1. You should look for wormholes before you accuse anyone...

:P

[MineralMan]

2. The Gnurrs Come from the Voodvork Out

Reginald Bretnor short story. It explains it all.

[Archae]

9. I remember that story.

Had me laughing my head off.

Heckuva way to win a war, nudifying the enemy! :D

[MineralMan]

10. Wow! Not many people know that story, which is one of my

all-time favorites. I read it not long after it was written, which says a good deal about my age.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. A likely story...

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... I read in one of the tabloids that you can buy Skittle-colored crack now.
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You think we don't read?
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[Duer 157099]

4. Perhaps your local produce manager is getting aggressive

adding pebbles to your veggies to increase their weight, and then when you rinse them (which you do, of course) they all end up where you found them.

But didn't you hear them when you turned the thing on? Or is that when it failed to function.

[rcrush]

5. I just noticed that it was jammed

The guy came out and found a bunch of pebbles in there!

[elleng]

8. Mebbe veggie/pea/bean related.

How MANY were found?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. Did you have any small fish for dinner lately?

Anyway, what are "aquarium" rocks? Are they just little rocks?

And, did you wash any waffle-soled boots in the kitchen sink? A good source of little rocks. That's what got into my disposal machine. Noisy? Yeah.

[Kali]

7. next time you are standing at the sink - don't look up

I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK UP!!!!

read this instead http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9280164

[MineralMan]

11. It's poltergeists. Any adolescent girls around?

[arbusto_baboso]

12. I once had a shitload of pennies in my garbage disposal.

It was a new apartment I had moved into, so it had to have been a prank by the construction crew.

The noise from the disposal when it was turned on was almost deafening.