Puyallup, WA: Bikini Bottoms espresso stand barista charged with unlawful public exposure

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Bikini barista charged with public exposure

Pierce County prosecutors filed a charge of unlawful public exposure against a 19-year-old barista accused of wearing only a thong bottom and X-shaped pasties. Prosecutors filed the misdemeanor charge Tuesday against the woman who worked at the Bikini Bottoms espresso stand in Puyallup. A passer-by had complained last October about seeing the woman topless.

When a sheriff's deputy went to investigate the woman went to the back of the stand, took off the pasties and put on a bikini top.

The News Tribune of Tacoma reported the deputy confiscated the pasties as evidence.

http://www.mail.com/Article.aspx/news/smallbusiness/RSS/Promotional7/20100225/U_Bikini-barista-charged-with-public-exposure?pageid=1

[vadawg]

1. rofl if only i could get calls like that, mine are a scarey guy running naked with a bat

or a naked dead guy in a culvert...

[Iggo]

2. No shit, huh.

"One Adam 12. One Adam 12. See the crazy old lady. Corner of 1st and Main. Suspect is naked teenager. Repeat: Suspect is naked teenager."

What a wonderful world it would be.

[vadawg]

3. rofl i can just imagine me calling dispatch to repeat as that never happens

usually its a suspicious person who then gets updated to naked guy, then its naked guy with a bat or sword, then its naked guy covered in blood in battle with imaginary orcs....

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I'M (naked) BAT MAN!!!!!

x

.

[tigereye]

7. really, with orcs?

:wow:

[Orrex]

11. Are they typically wearing pasties?

[Dr. Strange]

5. I've read this sentence 27 times, and the meaning eludes me.

A passer-by had complained last October about seeing the woman topless.

[Orrex]

10. Maybe that's supposed to be "topples"

No one wants to see a woman fall down, after all.

[Capn Sunshine]

6. now that poor girl is on the sex offender database for life

[laconicsax]

8. This thead is worthless without pictures...

[Orrex]

9. I thought that this was going to be about SpongeBob

[Orrex]

12. It's a failure of modern journalism that they wrote "charged with" instead of "busted for"

Incidentally, she has a terribly annoying MySpace page. That's the real crime here.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Poll: What to do with authors of threads that tittilate yet provide no photos

not even at the LINK?

Hmmm....scratches goatee while pondering meaningfully.

[Orrex]

14. Freak.

What kind of a pev would provide a link to such a story?

http://www.oliverwillis.com/livenews/topic/public-exposure/

[david13]

15. A symptom of a sick country, where having a human body is a crime. dc

[Turbineguy]

16. That topless hussy!

she makes it so I can't turn the steering wheel!

[MattBaggins]

17. She gave you your pot belly?

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Get your "Club" caught up in the steering wheel?

you have to wait until you've parked to use that. Ahem.

[marzipanni]

19. If Janet Jackson had had X-shaped pasties would her boob exposure have been classified X-rated?

How small can a bikini top be before it gets called unlawful public exposure? ( google (or ogle ;)) 'micro bikini' images... btw are thongs sometimes unlawful pubic exposure?)

When I was about 17 my friend and I were paddling around a lake in Maine where her family has a cabin. At one end is a little stream and bay where aquatic plants grow. The day was warming up so we took off our shirts and picked four pond lily pads to use as pasties while we paddled and sun-bathed. A fisherman in his little boat with outboard engine kept circling a little closer(trying to believe his eyes?) until he called out, "Need a tow?". We said "No, thanks!" and stifled our laughter.

[Aristus]

20. I live in Puyallup. And I missed the whole damned thing!

Darn!... :P