O.K., here's a TRUE Lounge topic: The local VFW can only survive

[UTUSN]

by renting out its dance floor to weird music groups.

(I'm trying to be concise.)

And these minors (can't buy alcohol) look like (let me count the ways:

1) Apparently don't do drugs.

2) Apparently don't do alcohol.

3) Apparently look androgynous.

4) Apparently don't touch anybody (including themselves).

5) Bounce up and down and SWING their extremities dangerously.

6)

[Captain Hilts]

1. Once folks find out that VFWs, as 'private' clubs can permit smoking, they'll ALL want to go there.

[rug]

2. 6) By additional foreign wars.