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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 04:11 PM
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A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about the next day’s final exam. He said there would be no acceptable excuses for failing to show up to the exam, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member’s death.

One male student raised his hand and asked, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”

The students in the classroom burst into laughter, and after subsiding the teacher glared at the student and said ”That’s no excuse, you can use your other hand to write.”
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 04:12 PM
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1. Sounds about like my college experience.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 05:47 PM
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2. You went to Oral Roberts?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 05:50 PM
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3. No. College of Manual Arts.
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 06:23 PM
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5. lol
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 05:52 PM
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4. Badda bing! (* rim shot followed by cymbal strike *)
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