Photos: The Robert "Twilight" Pattison Manllow ("Man Pillow")

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37339934









Description
Manllow: half man, half pillow.

For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

:scared:

[Arugula Latte]

1. The only thing worse would be a Manilow Manllow

[Orrex]

2. This product will have no credibility until we see a talking robot version.

[Demoiselle]

3. EEeeyuwww.

Wouldn't it be rather startling to wake up to that?
And what's with the neck? In the first pic he looks like an asparagus spear.