It's past time we had an appreciation thread for Forkboy.

[LeftyMom]

Because he's fucking awesome and he deserves it.

[AllenVanAllen]

1. He's a force of nature.

"FORKBOY IS TEH AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[bluesbassman]

2. He's not Stab Man. He's not Knifey Boy. He's the Blue Raja.

No wait, he's not the Blue Raja either. Well, whatever he is, he's a great Lounger. :thumbsup:

[KG]

3. fork 'im.

[Call Me Wesley]

4. What's not to appreciate?

I especially love his little animated Barney! Sooo cute! ;)

[Sky Masterson]

5. He's sort of okay, I guess.

:) :applause: :toast:

[Tobin S.]

6. I loves me some Forkboy!

He has great taste in music! :headbang:

[Ohio Joe]

7. Agreed

A most excellent DU'er :thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

8. Forkboy?

Yeah, he's awesome. I worked with him once; we were laying pipelines in Alaska. And there was this young female boss who was overseeing the project. We accidentally misaligned a rivet thanks to a faulty leveler, and she said, "How's that machine working out for you?"
Forkboy explained the problem to her, and asked, "Do you think we should use a different rivet?"
She clapped him on the back and said, "You betcha!"
When she touched him, he went stiff and his eyes glossed over. After she left, the Forkboy told me, "Oh my God! She's going to run for president one day!"
I laughed at him. "Her? She's not that bright. Cute, though."
But he insisted that she would be running for president.
I wonder what ever happened to her.

[TZ]

11. Lol!!

I guess those hockey people stick together eh? :hide: Btw- love the new sigline:)

[Forkboy]

18. The funniest part of this funny story is the idea of me working hard.

Though I was wondering where this was going when I read, "When she touched him, he went stiff". :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

25. Shit, dude.

I didn't even know I was writing Forkboy porn!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Heidi]

9. I love him to death.

Yes, indeed. :)

[tigereye]

10. a very unique perspective, and usually a very wise one, too!

:thumbsup: Plus he knows his music.

[Swede]

12. K&R

He's got his shit together.

[Steerpike]

13. Oh Yes!

A talented and humble young man!

[Zomby Woof]

14. Yep

One of my oldest DU buds. Sharp mind, acerbic wit, and wide-open music tastes. He's just a damn good guy. :thumbsup:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. Indeed.

:toast:

[Throd]

16. He has great taste in music.

[Forkboy]

17. Thank you, everyone, for the nice words and thoughts.

I appreciate it a lot. :)

And thank you, LeftyMom, for thinking of me in the first place. :hug:

[LeftyMom]

28. Don't let it get to your head.

;)

[Forkboy]

45. No fear of that. It's actually a little embarrassing.

:blush:

:)

[Gormy Cuss]

19. That troll? He's still here?

j/k -- I always read any thread with a Forkboy response because he has a lot of good stuff to say.

[mix]

20. A mensch.

One of the nicest guys around, a sports fiend, and a ruthless liberal.

:toast:

[Forkboy]

55. I like all those descriptions, but the last one especially!

:)

Thanks, Mix.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. A bit douchey, but he does grow on you.

J/K Forkboy. :loveya:

[Forkboy]

48. Just like mold.

:D

:hi:

[Robeson]

22. No doubt....

...and yes, it's long overdue.

[flvegan]

23. Who?

:rofl:

[kentauros]

24. Hay Forkboy!

:hi:

Are you done, yet?



:evilgrin:

[arcadian]

26. Darling fascist, Forkboy

Give me some more money you bastard, May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

[Forkboy]

46. Boomshanka!

:toast:

[bullwinkle428]

27. I'll drink to that!

:toast: :beer: :thumbsup:

[Skittles]

29. I LOVES ME SOME FORKBOY

YES INDEED

[Forkboy]

57. ....

:hug:

[mitchum]

30. He is a DU treasure

a wonderful fella and a gentleman

[Zomby Woof]

31. Must you always agree with me?

;-)

[mitchum]

38. It is a curse you must bear

:)

[Zomby Woof]

40. We do have one difference

You like David Bowie, if I recall correctly, and I like Tom Waits. This is so people can tell us apart. :D

As far as I know, neither Bowie or Waits ever wrote a song about Neil Young. ;-)

[mitchum]

42. Ahem...

All The Young Dudes?
Dave 1
Tom 0
:)

[Zomby Woof]

44. Ha!

Young At Heart.

We're tied. :D

[emilyg]

32. Forkboy is A++

[Forkboy]

47. Takes one to know one.

:hug:

[LostInAnomie]

33. Dude love his Godzilla and zombies.

[Dystopian]

34. Forkboy is bizarre...

Bizarro....:o
How can someone be so strange and so very sweet at the same time?
Forkboy:hug: A man for all reasons.


peace~

[Forkboy]

50. "How can someone be so strange and so very sweet at the same time?"

That may be one of the best compliments I've ever gotten. Thank you. :)

[Iggo]

35. .

:headbang:

[lildreamer316]

36. Indeed!

Great DUer! :loveya:

[peekaloo]

37. His music is too loud and that damn pet is always torchin' the curtains!

and yes he is awesome!

:toast:

[KamaAina]

39. Just in the nick of time, too

starting tonight he'll be glued to the idiot box watching Olympic hockey!

[Forkboy]

53. I already am, it's just between periods.

:)

[joeybee12]

41. damn it...next thing you know you'll say ice hockey is a REAL sport!!!

Cheers, Fork! :toast:

[Forkboy]

54. When the Bruins win the Cup...37 years from now...you're going to be feeling left out.

:)

:toast:

[Tikki]

43. Forkboy is amazing....

Tikki

[JonLP24]

49. The nicest person in the sports forum!!

:applause:

Though like Stewart said to O'Reilly, "that's like being the thinnest(or is it skinniest?) guy at fat camp."

[TZ]

51. The nicest person....welllll maybe to you Jon....

Personally I think Forkboy has the perfect evil streak for the Sports forum...:rofl:

[Forkboy]

56. I blame the music I listen to.

Every time I start to be nice I throw on something fucked up and that's that. :)

[Forkboy]

52. LMAO!

Saying I'm the nicest in the Sports Forum should truly give people a good idea of what goes on down there. :rofl:

Besides, that has to be you. You have yet to call a single person a douche yet! :)

[JonLP24]

59. LOL

Maybe it's because I never brought out your bad side on myself. :scared: As I recall you're always nice to me. :)

[Lil Missy]

58. okay

:*

[AsahinaKimi]

60. I wonder if the name

ChopstixGurl is taken?? ..hmmmmmmm

oh and anyone who likes Godzilla so much, has to rock!

[Forkboy]

64. Hey, I like that! It has a nice ring to it!

:)

[City of Mills]

61. Forkboy rocks

Cheers from a fellow Wargasm fan :headbang:

[Forkboy]

65. "Bullets and blades, the tools of the trade, the weapons of death surround you!"

Shit, now I have to bust out Why Play Around. :)

[Angel]

62. I appreciate him

and so much more. Forkboy. eventually you will have to accept that you are a good person. The Master of Evil. :evilgrin:


You do deserve it, and you are awesome.




A drop in the ocean

[Forkboy]

66. I refuse to accept it.

Though I can accept Master of Evil. :D

:loveya:

[Richard Steele]

63. He's a complete and total shithead, and he bloody well knows it.

It's the fact that he knows it that makes me love him so much. :hug:

[Forkboy]

67. hehe

You got a pretty good handle on me. ;)