Anyone know how to analyze signatures?

[wickerwoman]

What do you make of these?

[Orsino]

1. We have analyzed the ink...

...and found it to contain high levels of blood and oil.

[Richardo]

2. Why Nancy Reagan?

:shrug:

[wickerwoman]

4. She's completely nuts

and writes her "N"s and "U"s.

And while she may have been slightly, slightly, slightly rehabilitated recently by her support of stem-cell research, she's still one of the most insane and unpleasant people to have ever had influence in the White House.

[Richardo]

6. Why not Ronald, I guess was my question.

[wickerwoman]

9. I couldn't find anything mean to say about his signature.

Pretty boring really.

:toast:

[HopeHoops]

3. All rapists, mass murderers, drug dealers, and fascists - and one mega-moron.

Ya-betcha.

[wickerwoman]

5. I assume you mean our 43rd President

Zu I. Ze

Even his signature is lazy and thoughtless.

[Iggo]

11. Zu I. Ze...

:spray:

[HopeHoops]

15. Actually, I meant the moron that makes Bush look smart.

Did they copy that signature off of her hand?

[Arugula Latte]

7. Whose sig. is under Giuliani's?

I have to admit, that's a pretty cool looking signature. Probably some sociopath, though.

[wickerwoman]

8. Scalia.

Just oozes grandiosity and narcissism, doesn't it?

[Richardo]

10. Actually, I find it elegant. Very 19th century-looking, which I guess says a lot in itself.

:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

13. Gah!!! I was right -- a sociopath.

:scared:

[JTG of the PRB]

12. They look like most of them were written by complete assholes.

But I'm no expert.

[Nickster]

14. I'd have to concur.